Cooking up some Abigail: A Recipe
Abigail Jackson
3 cups of mom. I am practical, hardworking, a little broken, and a tad frustrated but always caring and loving...and maybe a little embarrassed by the stains on my blouse.
2 cups of true believer. I have a super hyped, hippy-dippy, never-say-die belief in "it," whatever that may be. My big, goofy smile is testimony that I love it, all of it!
1 cup of unhinged teacher. In my enthusiasm, I can get a little carried away. During lessons, I lose my shizzle in a playful, voice cracking, hands waving, crescendo of excitement.
3 tablespoons of nosy neighbor. I joined the neighborhood watch to keep an eye out for the bad guys and to make friends. It's important to know my neighbors so I don't have to explain what they are likely to see in my front yard.
1 tablespoon of creepy aunt. If I seem to delight in your uncomfortable squirm as I stare profoundly into the depths of your soul, it's because I know your secret. Yummy!
2 1/2 leveled teaspoons of alpha female: lawyer, judge, FBI agent, nurse, or doctor. My co-workers call me "The Pit Bull" because of my cold demeanor, determination and fierce intelligence. But don't worry! It only hurts when I bite.
A dash of 80s girl. All that curly hair, those "Love Shack" dance moves, those preppy clothes, and that conservative materialism: Yea, I've got that spice in this girl!
Combine all ingredients and simmer on low for at least one hour. Caution: Allow to cool before enjoying or you are likely to get burned with FUN overload!
2 cups of true believer. I have a super hyped, hippy-dippy, never-say-die belief in "it," whatever that may be. My big, goofy smile is testimony that I love it, all of it!
1 cup of unhinged teacher. In my enthusiasm, I can get a little carried away. During lessons, I lose my shizzle in a playful, voice cracking, hands waving, crescendo of excitement.
3 tablespoons of nosy neighbor. I joined the neighborhood watch to keep an eye out for the bad guys and to make friends. It's important to know my neighbors so I don't have to explain what they are likely to see in my front yard.
1 tablespoon of creepy aunt. If I seem to delight in your uncomfortable squirm as I stare profoundly into the depths of your soul, it's because I know your secret. Yummy!
2 1/2 leveled teaspoons of alpha female: lawyer, judge, FBI agent, nurse, or doctor. My co-workers call me "The Pit Bull" because of my cold demeanor, determination and fierce intelligence. But don't worry! It only hurts when I bite.
A dash of 80s girl. All that curly hair, those "Love Shack" dance moves, those preppy clothes, and that conservative materialism: Yea, I've got that spice in this girl!
Combine all ingredients and simmer on low for at least one hour. Caution: Allow to cool before enjoying or you are likely to get burned with FUN overload!
